1)
son: Dad, i cant take it any more. you are always controlling and pushy, and have my own life... i am going away never to return...
dad: are you stupid? come back home right now. you have no idea what life is. i have more than double your experience. how dare you tell me something like this...
son: final bye...
second dad: what? ok. son. its your life. your decisions from now on.
son: hey dad, since you can change yourself, i think i can change my this decision too. i am coming to meet you.
2)
backpacker: i am going away for a long travel, thinking, know myself, know spiritualism..
MBA friend: are you crazy? its the worst profession or career ever. you never get any money, majority will spit on your face, you will wander as a pauper, and end up sleeping in lonely places. chance of you succeeding (making money) is very low, one in a million. even if you become that 1 in a million, its generally only after your death, you become famous/ worshipped. check out, kabir he ended up as a poor weaver, jesus couldn't even continue his own family line.
backpacker: i am not trying to anyone... or earn money, i am trying to know myself.
friend: oh, do you mean, start an Ashram? that's a different deal altogether. its tough business, but, if you stick it out, then it can lead to a big trust, but, its a 24/7 acting job man.. think about that.
backpacker: as we always end our conversations in bye, here's one. . bye.
3)
have you ever heard of a gaali, dostchod?
no? well, it means, betrayer of own friend.
who comes up with gaali's and jokes? they are always anonymous people..
4)
Have you ever consumed (orally), any banned substance? have you done it repeatedly and enjoy it?
(how many people will have to say YES, if MSG is considered as banned substance & have eaten Maggi repeatedly? ;)
5)
How to make some a criminal?
Politician: Easy, Make whatever that person enjoy, an illegal thing through law!
